His Smileyness, The Dalai Lama, says, “There is a disparity between the way things appear and the way things actually are.”
Today’s lesson: Don’t believe everything you see on facebook.
Let’s face it, if people put the whole truth up, the stories would be far more interesting:
“Oh, look at me in a cocktail bar with a lovely French Martini smiling in a nice frock.
I just spent the last five minutes crying in the toilet because my date never turned up.
This is my fourteenth French Martini!
That barman looks hot! I’m so going to try and… whoah, some big hot hunk has just swept me off my feet…. Wooohoooo… he’s got muscles…
Oh, hang on it’s the bounce…r…aaaaaaaarh…
“Oh, look at us! Off we go on holiday with the family.
It’s going to be utter, utter hell!
I’ve packed my Prozac.
And my taser!”
“Wow! Look at me! On top of the Himalayas!
Alone. Because I have no friends.
That kinda Sucks
I’m jumping off now.
Does anyone care?
“Here’s a picture of my delicious dinner!
Because no-one in this damn house appreciates the hours I put into it.
So, I need some ‘like’s to stop me from opening another bottle of gin.
“Aw, look at me! Here I am still in the garden after our big party, drinking Prosecco by the Chiminea.
Because I’ve just had a blazing row with my husband – which started over a burnt sausage and ended in threats of divorce…
This truly is the happiest I have felt all day.” :-)
I close the lesson today with a quote from my favourite philosopher,
“Not everything with a pretty face is a nice person.”
Judge Judy Sheindlin
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