STAND-UP TICKETS 2017: Keara Murphy: Dark One

RADIO 4 “PICK OF THE WEEK”
BBC Radio Scotland Series on Robert Burns’ Secrets:
Episode 1: The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns
Episode 2: The Secret Tax Life of Robert Burns
Episode 3: The Secret Rock ‘n’ Roll Life of Robert Burns

THE BARD AND I

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With Robert Burns’ statue at the Burns’ Birthplace Museum in Alloway, Scotland

I have loved Burns ever since I was a wee lassie.  My siblings and I were brought down to Alloway to explore Burns’ Cottage and The Burns National Heritage Park – now
Robert Burns Birthplace Museum.

We were all given a bit of pocket money and my brothers and sisters spent theirs wisely on Knickerbocker-Glories and Seven-Up. I blew mine on a large book of poetry.

My siblings have proper jobs now whilst I stay at home and read aloud to the mice.  So, I do feel I can relate pretty closely to Robert Burns, for the life of the pauper poet, it seems, is not that much different from the life of the jobbing comic.

Keara offers an emotive and personal alternative to a traditional Burns tribute act.  Her 20 minute set was packed with discussion, jokes and a little poetry.  She was well received by our crowd of all ages, who enjoyed the intelligent Burns banter.
Eric Roberts, Friday Fix – Voodoo Rooms

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The Scotland on Sunday article relating to my play,
The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns

Today, I am proud to be a professional Burns’ Speaker, host, broadcaster and author of two plays about our National Bard, Mice and Women and The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns along with a third play currently in production, which is all about my relationship with Robert Burns, the experiences I have had searching for him, entitled,
The Bard and I

Burns and Keara at Birthplace MuseumThe Bard and I

 I specialise in The Response on Behalf of the Lassies – or The Lassies Reply, as well as The Immortal Memory and can deliver the Address to a Haggis along with recitations of
To A Mouse, On Turning Up Her Nest With The Plough (with some modern day references) and (for the lassies) To A Mountain Daisy.

Keara brings a warmth and enthusiasm with her, not to mention a deep knowledge and passion for Robert Burns.
Graham Blaikie
Scottish Licensed Trade Association


Here are some events I am involved with this year, some from the past, a few reviews and a video of me in action.

It was a pleasure to hear Keara Murphy recite Burns at The Friday Fix’s Comedy Burns Night in January.  Her clarity and passion made for an intelligent, earthy and robust reading.
Fiona MacDonald


BURNS FESTIVAL 2017
BBC Radio Scotland
The Secret Rock ‘n’ Roll Life of Robert Burns
Will be broadcast on 25th January 2017

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A Burns Portrait for a Modern Age
(Photographer and Special Effects: Keara Murphy.)

This brand new documentary focussed on the celebrity lifestyle of Robert Burns. How did he know he was famous? How did he behave once he had become famous? How did he capitalise on his fame? What kind of ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll behaviour did he get up to on tour? Did he smash up hotel rooms? Did he run his horse and cart into the swimming pool? Did he throw his Bible out of the hotel room window?

And how did he treat – or mistreat – the ladies he met on his travels?  Did he behave himself or was he a very naughty boy? And, if so, did he get away with it all?

All will be revealed on 25th January 2017, only on BBC Radio Scotland.

Check the BBC Radio Scotland schedule for more details. 

Presented by me, with some fabulous contributors (more on that story later) and produced by the fabulous Dr. Louise Yeoman.


BURNS FESTIVAL 2016

BBC Radio Scotland
The Secret Tax Life of Robert Burns
Was broadcast on 20th January 2016

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Interviewing maritime historian, Dr Eric Graham, in The Custom House, Leith in order to explore the poet’s job as an Exciseman

This brand new documentary focussed on the finances of Robert Burns. Why could he not make a living as a poet? Why did he struggle to make ends meet on the farm? Why did he at one point, desperately, almost run away to Jamaica to drive the Slave Plantations? And why, why oh why, even when he was earning good money at the Excise in Dumfries, was he in fear of ending up in the Debtor’s Prison? What on earth was he spending his money on?

All was revealed on the 21st January 2016 on BBC Radio Scotland. I will update you when they decide to air a repeat.

Astonishingly, as I attend Burns Suppers as a speaker, some of the best known Burns’ speakers are now quoting great lines from this – and my other documentary, The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns. Some are quoting me to me not realizing it is me! Ha!

It is not unusual for me to rewrite my speech at the table as others are now quoting me from the podium with material taken from my website and radio appearances and incorporating it into their speeches. Whilst it can be a little awkward, I prefer to see it as high praise indeed.


Pouring over Robert Burns’ finances at The National Library of Scotland with Dr Ralph McLean, historian and Burns’ expert.


BURNS FESTIVAL 2015

BBC Radio Scotland
The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns
Was broadcast on 25th January 2015
(Adapted for stage and performed at The Scottish Storytelling Centre,
Edinburgh, to a sold-out crowd in January 2016)
Secret Sex Cast looking at RobertFrom left to right: Trish Mullen, Martin Haddow, Jennifer Walker, Keara Murphy, Heather Haddow – photographer: Douglas Timmins

The Secret Tax Life of Robert Burns was the second part of a three-part series on the ‘Secret Life of Robert Burns’ The first installment was The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns, which was a brand new documentary about Robert Burns and his notorious reputation as a womaniser. This show aired on Burns’ Day 25th January 2015 on BBC Radio Scotland and was picked up for a BBC Radio 4 “Pick of the Week” by Jackie Kay, Scotland’s Maker – National Poet for Scotland.

My producer is the amazing Dr Louise Yeoman from BBC Radio Scotland – along with a range of other contributors including Professor Robert Crawford, author of The Bard; Chris Waddell from Burns Birthplace Museum; Historian, Dr Katie Barclay; and curator of The Georgian House, Dr Sheonagh Martin – along with readings and songs from some of Scotland’s best known actors.

I have now adapted this show for a LIVE drama-documentary which was performed at The Scottish Storytelling Centre on the 21st January 2016. This show sold out and was featured in a full-page article in The Scotland on Sunday newspaper.

This is a show filled with stories, music, comedy, drama, tragedy – and a right good old sing-a-long. – Oh, and a wee bit of sex!

Produced by our female-led company, Blue Eyed lassie, and this show is now in talks with regards to touring opportunities.

The Scotland on Sunday article can be found here:
Keara talks to Scotland on Sunday about Burns’ Women

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Keara Murphy: Mice & Women
I wrote and performed my one woman comedy play called, Mice & Women, which enjoyed outings to  The Big Burns Supper Festival in Dumfries in January 2014 and finally at The Alloway Burns Festival in 2015 –  with trips to the Glasgow Comedy Festival and The Leith Festival in between.

This play is a modern feminist parallel on the Robert Burns poem To A Mouse taking in the themes of the original parallel, Steinbeck’s novella, Of Mice And Men.

The play takes in the themes of crushing loneliness, intense isolation and the need for companionship – as in Steinbeck’s novella. But my show also involves Scrabble and chicken wings and Snickers Bars. And the main difference between my show and the novella is that my show is a comedy.

In Alloway, this play was part of a double-bill I gladly shared with folk-legend, Dougie MacLean, author of Scotland’s unofficial National Anthem, Caledonia!
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That was certainly a Burns’ Night to remember!

Electric stage-presence; a genuine delight!
ThreeWeeks

A great character actress whose comic creations go beyond the one-dimensional sketches, they live! – And make you laugh and cry!
The Scotsman

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Radio 4 ‘Pick Of The Week’
Jackie Kay, Scotland’s Maker – National Poet for Scotland

“Intelligent Burns banter”

Eric Roberts

“Passionate, enthusiastic and deeply knowledgeable about
Robert Burns

Scottish Licence Trade Association

Toasting The Response on Behalf of The Lassies at The Corn Exchange, Edinburgh –
alongside Karen Dunbar and Des Clarke in aid of
St Columba’s Hospice

Keara and the Gang at Corn Exchange Burns Supper

Karen Dunbar, James Martin (Still Game) Keara Murphy, Des Clarke and Carrie, Skerryvore Band Lead-vocalist.

A wee clip of me in action…

Filmed by Sabine Claus from Creative Editor at The Mercat, Edinburgh

With all the gang at The Mercat

I have had the pleasure of working with Keara on many occasions.  She is a very funny, engaging and experienced comedian who can raise an electric atmosphere with virtually every audience.

When we were looking for After Dinner Speakers for our hugely successful Burns’ Nights, we looked no further than Keara. Presenting The Reply on Behalf of The Lassies and The Address to a Haggis, we were all entertained by Keara’s wonderful wit and practiced prose.

She then led a massive audience sing-song at the end of the evening involving some of Rabbie’s finest works, finishing with
Auld Lang Syne!


“Keara is a polished, versatile performer and a fun woman to have around – A Femme Extraordinaire! – Especially on Burns’ Night.”
Chris Reid, Henricks Bar, Edinburgh

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I have booked Keara many times over the years for a variety of events and she never disappoints.  She has done Burns’ Night for me on many, many occasions and she always brings a warmth and enthusiasm with her, along with a deep and passionate knowledge for Robert Burns. Keara’s Response on Behalf of the Lassies is informative, funny, cheeky and above all loyal to The BardShe also does a mean Address to a Haggis making it well understood  and very funny – with added mime and gesture for those of us not as adept at Scots as Keara is. One of the finest addresses I have ever seen
Graham Blaikie
Chairman of The Scottish Licensed Trade Association

Dare to be honest and fear no labour.Robert Burns

Member of the Robert Burns World Federation

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