BBC Radio 4 ‘Pick of The Week’ 2015
Winner of ‘Burnsian Award’ St Andrews University 2015
The LIST’s Top Female Comedian


Keara brings a warmth and enthusiasm with her;
not to mention a deep knowledge and passion for Robert Burns

Graham Blaikie
Scottish Licence Trade


Scotsman’s Most Eligible Woman
‘Christmas Crackers’ – Best of Radio

Specialist on Robert Burns’ Women


 BBC RADIO DOCUMENTARY SERIES: The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns 2015, The Secret Tax Life of Robert Burns 2016 and the final in the Burns ‘secret’ trilogy has now been scheduled for January 2017 – The Secret ***** of Robert Burns. 

BURNS STAGE PLAYS: Mice and Women, The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns, Robert Burns Was A Feminist, The Bard and I

“Keara is a polished, versatile performer and a fun woman to have around – A Femme Extraordinaire! – Especially on Burns Night.”
Chris Reid, Scottish Licence Trade

BURNS SUPPERS: Scottish Television LIVE, Edinburgh Corn Exchange, Edinburgh Balmoral Hotel, Edinburgh Holyrood Hotel, Glasgow City Chambers, Glasgow Thistle Hotel, St Andrew’s University, The Eden Club Pittormie Castle, Scottish Society of Budapest, Glasgow Oran Mor, Inverness Caledonia Thistle F.C., Drumossie Inverness, Watson College Rugby Club, Business for Scotland, Scottish Licence Trade, Montrose F.C., Glasgow Young Professionals, Edinburgh Voodoo Rooms, Trades Hall Glasgow – and many more. 

For current stand-up comedy shows – dates, details and tickets – please go to:
Stand-Up Show ~ Keara Murphy’s Law


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The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns at The Netherbow Theatre

Currently you can hear me on my BBC Radio Scotland documentary
The Secret Tax Life of Robert Burns in which I present and explore the state of the poet’s finances from birth to death and beyond.  This is the second part of a documentary series with BBC Radio Scotland exploring the secret – or not so secret – life of Robert Burns. The first installment, The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns, was broadcast on Burns’ Day 2015 and was chosen for a Radio 4 Pick of the Week. Following the success of the radio show, The Scottish Storytelling Centre commissioned a new play inspired by the radio documentary which I wrote, directed, presented and starred in. I also produced the show through my production company, Blue Eyed Lassie, where you can find more information about the show, meet the cast and see some behind the scenes footage. The play made its debut at The Netherbow Theatre on 21st January 2016 to a sell-our crowd. This show is now in preparation for a UK-wide tour.


Mistress MacKenzie and Archie

Murphy’s amateur radio ham (Mistress MacKenzie) from a remote corner of Scotland is an oddball delight!

My character-based sketch show, The Shark’s Mouth, enjoyed a four-week mini-series on BBC Radio Scotland in 2013 and one of the characters, Mistress MacKenzie, was commissioned for a half-hour sitcom. Mistress MacKenzie and Friends was produced by The Comedy Unit and aired on BBC Radio Scotland in October and December 2014 and was also featured on various radio Scotland programmes including Christmas CrackersFeeling Kind of Funny and The Janice Forsyth Show. Mistress MacKenzie has also appeared LIVE at The Stand Comedy Club, The Netherbow Theatre, Lach’s Antihoot, The Edinburgh Festival Fringe, The Glasgow Comedy Festival, The Brighton Fringe, The Leith Festival and The Tron Theatre. We are now in development for a full series for Mistress MacKenzie as well as a live theatre show. Meantime, you can meet Mistress MacKenzie on Twitter 

I love Mistress MacKenzie. She is my broadcasting hero. Absolutely fantastic!
Janice Forsyth
See also Mistress MacKenzie on Facebook

“Electric Stage-presence; a genuine delight!”

“Keara is a great character actress whose comic creations go beyond the one-dimentional sketches; they live – and make you laugh and cry.


Keara Murphy's Law

I have enjoyed a long career in stand-up comedy, I have performed Stand Up in all the major comedy clubs in the UK, Ireland and Cental Europe including The Comedy Store, The Stand Comedy Clubs, The Gilded Balloon and many more including a range of theatre shows across the globe. I have appeared on Stand Up For Pudsey – Children In Need Special; Celtic Connections, The Janice Forsyth Show, Morning Call, Live at The Stand, MacAuley and Co, The Late Show (STV); BBC Choice. I also presented a quiz show, Stash The Cash, for Sky TV. I have produced ten solo shows for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, The Brighton Fringe, The Glasgow Comedy Festival and The Leith festival. My brand new stand-up comedy show, Keara Murphy’s Law, made it’s debut at The Leith Festival 2015 and is now in preparation for a UK-wide tour. Dates to be announced shortly

Her motormouth delivery makes Ben Elton look like Stephen Hawking

She’s Eddie Izzard with less make-up and more Glasgow

Glam and glittery and exudes Glaswegian charm

A talent for impersonations which is quite outstanding

A veritable comedic jukebox

Close your eyes and Lorraine Kelly is in the room.

Edinburgh’s Comedy Goddess”

Murphy acts with 100mph hilarity with her electric stage-presence and her host of characters and sketches. Her show purportedly covers the history of motion pictures but somehow manages to squeeze in a Weakest Link- Style Film Noir competition, a ‘Name-That-Quote’ round, a Wizard of Oz-style sing-a-long and a celebrity puppet show. This magnificent production is a genuine delight and Murphy’s charisma so exuberant that I even found myself singing along at one point.
Go and see this show right now; you won’t regret it

“Silver Scream”
 For more on my stand up comedy career see here:

Stand Up Comedy

Highlights of my acting career so far are, CBBC: Millie Inbeteween
(Sitcom); BBC1: The Best Man (Film); BBC2: Joy Division (Film);  BBC2: Velvet Soup
(Sketch Show); ITV: Taggart (Drama); The Book Keeper (Film), Jason (Film), The Birthday Party (Film); Sinatra: The Final Curtain (Theatre) The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns (Theatre); Hamlet (Theatre); Stars in the Morning Sky (Theatre), The Cherry Orchard (Theatre); Fear and Misery of the Third Reich (Theatre), The Devil’s Craft (Theatre); Peter Pan Man (Theatre), Peoplewatch (Radio Scotland).

For more on my Theatre, TV and Film acting career see here

A strong performance by Keara Murphy as the larger than life Barbara Sinatra
(Joyce MacMillan)

Robert Burns
Robert Burns and a Rose
I am a professional Burns Speaker and recite a range of his poems including To A Mouse, To A Mountain Daisy, To A Louse and The Address to The Haggis. I also do my own speeches for The Response on behalf of The Lassies and The Immortal Memory

Intelligent Burns banter
Eric Roberts

My Brand new Burns-inspired one-woman show, Keara Murphy: Mice & Women is a modern feminist parallel of the Robert Burns poem To A Mouse.  It made its debut at The Big Burns Supper in Dumfries in January 2014, toured to the Burns An’ A’ That Festival in May 2014.  And will be appearing at The Alloway Burns Festival in January 2015 and then touring.

See more on on my relationship with Robert Burns here:
Burns Supper Comedian

Cartoon Mouse

Keara brings a warmth and enthusiasm with her;
not to mention a deep knowledge and passion for Robert Burns

Graham Blaikie
Scottish Licence Trade Association

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Corporate Events Host and Speaker
I am also booked regularly for corporate events, after-dinners, sports clubs, black tie balls and celebratory parties. Recent work has included Montrose Roselea JFC Ladies Dinner, Inverness Caledonia Thistle Annual Ball, Watson Collage Rugby Club Dinner, Scottish Licence Trade Association Ladies Luncheon.

See more here:

Charity Events
I am often called upon to host large outdoor family events. Recent engagements have included Over The Wall Festival for NHS Scotland, Headspace Festival of Sharing, The Race For Life, The Little Lantern Parade, The Rose Street Festival and The Santa Fun Run.

Speaking live on STV

Speaking live on STV

Other large events include charity work for Help for Heroes, Twestival for St Columbus Hospice. Teenage Cancer Trust  and Benevolent Foundation Scotland, for The Licence Trade Association.

For more on my charity work, see here:

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Onstage at Headspace Festival

Voice Artist
I’m also a voice-over artist, an impressionist and do a wide range of character voices…
Voice Artist


Recording a voice-over in Al James’ Studio

I have written ten one-hour shows, three one-act plays, two three-act play and several mini-plays. I write stand up, sketches, short stories and a monthly blog. I also micro-blog on Facebook and Twitter

Follow me on facebook here: Keara on Facebook

You can follow me on Twitter here: Keara on Twitter

I have also published a few journalistic articles:

Keara Murphy: My Comedy Hero: Billy Connolly
The List

Keara Murphy: Flypaper For Freaks
The Skinny

Keara hosting the Ben Luncheon

Keara hosting the Ben Luncheon

Here is my blog with links to other published articles:
Published Articles

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